02/20/2008 

WE ARE THE KLEEN UP KREW
AND WE'RE ABOUT TELL YOU WHATCHA GOTTA DO
KIDS, STAY AWAY FROM THE DRUGS AND THE WHISKEY
THE COMPLICATIONS MIGHT BE REAL TRICKY

YOU MIGHT THINK SMOKING REEFER IS REAL COOL
TRUTH IS YOU'RE GOING TO ACT A FOOL
YOUR FRIENDS WON'T LIKE CAUSE YOU'RE TOO SMELLY
DRINK LOTS OF BEER AND YOU'LL GET A BEER BELLY

DON'T STEAL PILLS FROM MOM'S MEDICINE CABINET
PHARMIES ARE BAD, WE JUST WON'T HAVE IT
BE A KEEP KLEEN KID AND YOU'LL ALWAYS WIN
YOU'LL GET A GOOD JOB AND BE FREE FROM SIN

[ BEATBOX SOLO ]

OLDER KIDS MIGHT TRY TO DRAW YOU IN
WITH SOME FREE ACID, A HIT OF SPIN
HEROIN, MOLLY AND ANGEL DUST
ARE SUBSTANCES THAT ARE NOT DOWN WITH US

OUR FINAL ADVICE IS JUST TO KEEP IT KLEEN
BE HELLA NICE AND NOT HELLA MEAN
THERE'S A TON OF RAD STUFF YOU CAN DO
JUST DON'T DO DRUGS AND DON'T DRINK BREW

[ APPLAUSE, Q&A SESSION ]

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