Oh man I've been making a bunch more silly paintings about breakfast
and due to popular demand,
I am making stencil-painted editions available now!
I will make no more than TWENTY remakes of each design, then I will
retire the stencil.
Each painting will be signed and numbered on the back and ready to hang.
These are hand-made and each one will be a little different due to the
process.
Please keep in mind these are made as they are ordered, so allow for
1-3 weeks for shipping within the US/Canada.
International orders will
receive a follow-up email to determine additional shipping costs.
"Engage" Picard Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF - Special Edition of One
SOLD (5.21.10)
"There Are Four Lights" Picard Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF - Special Edition of One
SOLD (4.29.10)
"Make It So" Picard Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF - Special Edition of One
SOLD (4.30.10)
"COFFEE IS LOVE II" Breakfast Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY
FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING ON THIS ITEM FOR SOME CRAZY REASON
-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-
$75 (+0 S&H)
"OBEY THE AVOCADO II" Breakfast Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY
-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-
$75 (+24 S&H)
"KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR EGGS CLOSER" Breakfast Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY
-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-
$75 (+24 S&H)
"CHERRY PI II" Breakfast Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY
-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-
$75 (+24 S&H)
"TEA. EARL GREY. HOT." Breakfast Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY
-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30- (NOW ONLY 1 left)
$75 (+24 S&H)
"BREAKFAST IS POWER II" Breakfast Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY
-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30- (4 left)
$75 (+24 S&H)
"WE HAVE COME FOR YOUR BACON" Breakfast Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY
-ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MAY 30-
$75 (+24 S&H)
"AGENT ORANGE" Breakfast Painting
15.5"x23.5"x.5" Painted MDF Limited Edition of TWENTY
Hey, now I'm making Beer Stencil Paintings! They're made just like the
Breakfast Paintings, but they are about the elixir of the gods.
You can even choose what you'd like the painting should say! Woo!
(Please keep the slogan to under 24 characters, if you don't choose a
slogan, the default is "You Need A Beer")
Beer Painting (US/Canada)
SOLD OUT
BREAKFAST IS POWER! A bunch of silly paintings about breakfast.
I first made a bunch of these for the breakfast joint near me in
Boulder, but it seems
like a lot of folks enjoy these, so I'm going to make the breakfast
paintings available
for a little while here in the store! These are painted with hand-made
wooden stencils, so each
one will be a little different and special!
Each painting is on 8"x8"x1/2" MDF, with a hanging wire and signature
on the back.
Please indicate in the "Note For Chris?" field which design(s) you
would like!
Breakfast Painting (US/Canada)
SOLD OUT
Breakfast Painting (Worldwide)
SOLD OUT
THE MONOCULARS WORLD TOUR 2009 POSTER (limited edition)
Oh dear god, the
Monoculars (aka Ovsepian, Gebremarium and Pupillo) are taking
the planet by
sonic storm this spring and summer! If they are actually able to
deliver on this ridiculously
ambitious city list and retain all the support personnel, I will be
impressed. The Monoculars
asked me to design a ultra-nice poster for their tour and I agreed.
Mensa The Menacer helped!
This print looks so sweet in person guys. It is like candy.
22"x11" extremely vibrant, high-resolution archival prints on 48lb. UV
gloss stock,
Very Limited Edition of 64, signed by the artists and aliens, and
numbered. Shipped rolled loosely in a rectangular box. And comes with
random Monocular stickers!
The Monoculars World Tour 2009 Poster (US/Canada)
SOLD OUT
The Monoculars World Tour 2009 Poster (Worldwide)
SOLD OUT
By far one of the most popular things on my convention tables, I've
made the lil' wooden Ghosts available again for a limited time online,
in lovingly selected assortments of six or thirteen. Perfect for the
holidays
or hoarding yourself -edit- MINIGHOSTS WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE UNTIL
12.6.09 - EXTREMELY LIMITED STOCK
Grab some while you can! What will you get? Pirate or Ninja? Beaver or
Nerd? Moustachio or Constipated?? All of them? Who knows! But aren't
they cute and awesome??
This exercise in graphic information conveyance is partially applying
subway map style semiotics to the Interstate System, and partially
illustrating the centrial arteries of the country. It is also neat-o to
look at.
16"x20" lovely, high-resolution archival prints on 35lb. coated matte
paper, Edition of 1000, signed and numbered.
SOLD OUT
The Poop Sign is such a sophmoric silly thing, but oh how everyone
seems to enjoy it! Inspired by this
comic starring Box-Head and myself, these professionally made
vinyl & aluminum Poop Signs are 8" wide and come with
double-stick tape on the back, so they're ready to be mounted anywhere
you might need a Poop Sign! Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity,
because a Poop Sign will be the holiday gift that everyone will
remember and delight in!
"It looks like a stop sign but it says poop instead
of stop! It's crazy!"
POOP SIGNS ARE NOW AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AT POOPSIGN.COM
This Wonderful Stuff is Copyright Chris Yates 2004-08
